On Twitter I said...
I swear to God some secret spy agency is trying to kill me using the dog's ass as a weapon. Related: I need a gas mask ASAP!
December 30 2009, 12:02am
On Twitter I said...
Um... The Ambien commercial just stated that one side effect is acting "aggressively normal." Since when are oxymorons side effects?
December 29 2009, 5:28pm
On Twitter I said...
This is TIGHT! Smokey Robinson, Def Poet "Black American" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9zPRVKQvIM
December 28 2009, 3:40pm
On Twitter I said...
No, Alanis, *this* is ironic: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925705
December 28 2009, 12:17pm
On Twitter I said...
Wow! I love the Pogues, but hadn't been aware of their Christmas song. This is one gritty carol. ♫ http://blip.fm/~iehxo
December 28 2009, 11:13am
On Twitter I said...
Wow. Between the snow and winter break, I've only twitter to keep me company at the office today.
December 28 2009, 10:08am
On Twitter I said...
Al Gore sounds like Fred Schneider from the B-52's to me. Hop in my hybrid it's as small as a SNAIL! And it's about to set SAIL!
December 28 2009, 9:48am
On Twitter I said...
Know your meme / Know your nom nom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYsi7Ro9ljQ
December 28 2009, 8:28am
On Twitter I said...
Road conditions this morning? @janellewave said LMPD worked almost 150 wrecks last night (6-9:40pm), 32 involving injuries (via @digitalLou)
December 28 2009, 7:24am
On Twitter I said...
Wow! I just noticed that my twitter name "Beloved Leader" is only four entries behind Kim Jong Il on Google! Not bad, not bad.
December 27 2009, 11:58pm
On Twitter I said...
Whew! Just finished a 3700 word epic on the music that influenced me most this last decade. http://is.gd/5DGvO
December 27 2009, 5:43pm
On Twitter I said...
Curse you, Sarah Mclachlan ASPCA commercial! I get teary eyed every time.
December 24 2009, 1:23pm
On Twitter I said...
OMG. Grilled cheese gashouse egg sandwich. Why has this delicacy never occurred to me! Delicious! (Could use bacon)
December 24 2009, 11:08am