On Twitter I said...
Face it. You need help. "Basic Instructions" can help. http://basicinstructions.net/
January 20 2010, 10:18am
On Twitter I said...
Facebook asked my friends to help me find more friends. It’s almost as embarrassing as the time Facebook walked in on me in the bathroom.
January 20 2010, 10:16am
On Twitter I said...
Although I haven't been able to verify this with any of my sources inside Apple, get back to work.
January 19 2010, 6:44pm
On Twitter I said...
I've managed to avoid bad romances, but I sure do get caught in a lot of mediocre acquaintanceships.
January 19 2010, 3:29pm
On Twitter I said...
A journey of a thousand miles begins with an eviction notice and a restraining order.
January 19 2010, 3:15pm
On Twitter I said...
When did we rename the input/output sets of functions domain and codomain, wikipedia? What was matter with domain and range? I liked range.
January 19 2010, 3:07pm
On Twitter I said...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" So the horse rubs his dick inside all the glasses.
January 19 2010, 2:55pm
On Twitter I said...
My class requires 3 1/2 in. floppy diskettes, they're only $1 each, but the time machine to go back to 1997 is extremely expensive.
January 19 2010, 11:03am
On Twitter I said...
As usual I was late to the party. But then, as usual, the party was overrated. Just saw #Avatar. Don't see what all the fuss was about.
January 18 2010, 7:43pm
I posted to delicious.com
The Boxy theme does not have a custom style for this type of item.
You can create one by editing the _activity_feed.php and main.css files.
Please read the Theme Docs and API for more information.
January 18 2010, 9:31am
On Twitter I said...
I'm so glad all you guys are watching the Golden Globes and reporting it on Twitter, so that I can not watch them.
January 17 2010, 11:05pm
On Twitter I said...
It's too bad you can't use Facebook to see if people you used to know are in prison.
January 17 2010, 7:44pm
On Twitter I said...
Swatch beat time converter: http://www.csgnetwork.com/csgbmtcvt.html
January 15 2010, 11:12am
On Twitter I said...
OK, folks. It's time to bring back Internet Time. Yeah, I'm talking swatches. Cool. See you @750
January 15 2010, 11:08am