On Twitter I said...
I wish Apple would make a iPocketProtector. I would be so cool with one of those. Shut up. Yes I would.
January 27 2010, 3:25pm
On Twitter I said...
Holy crap. I might get to submit for publication (CogSci) next week. Yeehaw! Keep those fingers crossed.
January 27 2010, 11:43am
On Twitter I said...
Re: Tablet today. This is correct: http://is.gd/79WJi The tablet will popularize a new form of art. Get it?
January 27 2010, 11:32am
On Twitter I said...
I could survive for 1 minute, 4 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor! http://bit.ly/8b9vop from the curvaceous @oatmeal
January 27 2010, 10:02am
On Twitter I said...
You know, a butt-ton; as opposed to a metric ton. And I think a butt-ton is approximately equal to 2000 butt-loads.
January 26 2010, 7:08pm
On Twitter I said...
Perhaps you will convince me otherwise, Twitter, but I am considering giving up the fight against soap mass collection in the soap dish.
January 24 2010, 7:33pm
On Troped I wrote...
They greet each other and Gene launches into the whole sordid story; sick, by now, of the details that he shares with Jason. Jason: I’m really sorry to hear that, man. Gene: Yeah, listen though, I really need…
January 22 2010, 8:05pm
On Troped I wrote...
It takes a long time before the lone red balloon is gone from sight. In the end the mystery of its demise is left to the inaccuracy of the resolution of human vision. And, in time with the…
January 22 2010, 8:02pm
On Twitter I said...
I f'n hate water levels. If know what that means, then you have felt my swim-faster!-you-stupid-avatar pain.
January 22 2010, 6:33pm
On Twitter I said...
People who live in glass houses *should* throw orgies, @capricecrane.
January 22 2010, 10:59am
On Twitter I said...
I will give President Obama an 'A' when he finally gets the two-headed purple monster (on Sesame Street) to sign a peace accord.
January 21 2010, 10:23am
On Twitter I said...
Consider: if the wookies had religion, what would they imagine their devil looked like? Wookie devil. Ponder THAT before you go to sleep.
January 20 2010, 10:38pm
On Twitter I said...
Best completely fictional conversation I've read in ages: http://fireland.tumblr.com/post/333518889/q-ap
January 20 2010, 1:16pm