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On Twitter I said...
(inspired by @diveintomark) "Yes, You Suck. Keep Doing It, Though!" http://is.gd/7yxql
February 2 2010, 11:31am | Comments »
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On Banapana I wrote...
Yes, You Suck. Keep Doing It, Though!
This is the funniest, truest statement I’ve read on a blog in a while: This is the golden age for aspiring writers. We have a worldwide communications and distribution network where you can publish anything you want and…
February 1 2010, 11:33pm | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
Wow! Working in bed and I just discovered that if I fart just right I can feel the springs reverberate. #GlobalWarmingSolved Mmm. Wait.
February 1 2010, 10:15pm | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
Jim is starting to get weirded out by my obsession with Brock Samson. Quite frankly, so am I.
February 1 2010, 8:39pm | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
You know it's going to be a good day when the funeral home next door smells like carnival food. Wait.
February 1 2010, 8:38pm | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
Now everyone in the office is another day closer to retirement. Some of them in the Blade Runner sense.
February 1 2010, 6:26pm | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
Is it just me, or does everyone get annoyed at the way @scottsimpson drops his phone, throws his hands up and struts away after every tweet?
February 1 2010, 6:11pm | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
We're producing a video about wood used in The Olympic Oval. My boss made a joke about putting his wood in women's ovals. Did he mean boobs?
February 1 2010, 5:59pm | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
There once was a fellow named Morty, who tweeted one day "oh my lordy!" "This isn't for me, and it's plain to see, I can't keep them under
February 1 2010, 2:59am | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
Just watched Michael Buble's SNL performance. I officially have man-crush on this cat. A voice like butter, lyrics like bacon.
January 31 2010, 7:24pm | Comments »
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On pandora.com I bookmarked...
January 30 2010, 3:57pm | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
My wife just unfollowed me.
January 30 2010, 3:45pm | Comments »
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On Delicious I bookmarked...
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500 Internal Server Error
January 30 2010, 9:34am | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
Here's a fantastic thing about Pulse pens vs. laptops. When my laptop dies, it becomes a brick. When my Pulse pen dies, it's still a pen!
January 29 2010, 5:05pm | Comments »
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On Twitter I said...
I wish Apple would make a iPocketProtector. I would be so cool with one of those. Shut up. Yes I would.
January 27 2010, 3:25pm | Comments »
