On Twitter I said...
How much would Nick Denton pay for these things I found in a bar? http://founditinabar.com #founditinabar
May 17 2010, 10:41am
On Twitter I said...
Holy crap this is slick. So slick that Apple bought them. http://siri.com/about/
May 17 2010, 10:01am
On Twitter I said...
Had 'Magic Stars' as opposed to 'Lucky Charms' for breakfast. Their mascot is just a drunk guy, and the kids don't want to chase him.
May 17 2010, 8:33am
On Twitter I said...
This should explain my recent absence from twitter -- REW & LKS FB Status Press Conference http://youtu.be/vUx6Awzztzk
May 16 2010, 6:30pm
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May 16 2010, 6:16pm
On Twitter I said...
As my grandpa used to say while we'd sit on the front porch, during those great, lazy summer nights long ago: "Nostalgia is death!"
May 16 2010, 5:40pm
On Twitter I said...
I'm glad my son will learn about sex from the internet. Remember how awkward it was when your dad showed you how to two-girls-one-cup?
May 16 2010, 4:34pm
On Twitter I said...
No one told me that when I grew up I would delight in a steam cleaned carpet. These are not the unicorns I was looking for.
May 16 2010, 3:06pm
On Twitter I said...
Twenty-four hours back in the States and already I've been accosted by marketers' sales pitches three times. Shut up, businesses!
May 15 2010, 6:07pm
On Twitter I said...
Murdering the time in Philly. REALLY ready to get home now.
May 13 2010, 6:20pm
On Twitter I said...
All red and scooter'd out! What an aesome day. Rides, ocean, fresh air, awesome food (& got to talk to my cutie). Thank you, Earth!
May 9 2010, 2:02pm
On Twitter I said...
OK. After last night's EIGHT course meal, I totally get why breakfast consists of coffee and a crousant. I woke up full.
May 9 2010, 3:21am
On Twitter I said...
Ok. After 90 minutes, statistical learning theory is, like, a thing that I know exists now. That is all.
May 8 2010, 4:57am
On Twitter I said...
Whenever someone with a German accent says the phrase "electric shock," I get a little scared.
May 7 2010, 10:53am