Russellbits http://www.russellbits.com/feed en-us http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Sweetcron russellwarner@gmail.com New and improved! Twitter, *with* sarcasm: <a href="http://opensarcasm.org" rel="external">http://opensarcasm.org</a>/ http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/746/belovedleader-new-and-improved-twitter-with-sarcasm-httpopensarcasmorg ]]> Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:19:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/746/belovedleader-new-and-improved-twitter-with-sarcasm-httpopensarcasmorg Thanks for making us all more literate, Internet. Wait. How do I punctuate sarcasm again? <a href="http://is.gd/ai7tL" rel="external">http://is.gd/ai7tL</a> http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/747/belovedleader-thanks-for-making-us-all-more-literate-internet-wait-how-do-i-punctuate-sarcasm-again-httpisgdai7tl ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:27:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/747/belovedleader-thanks-for-making-us-all-more-literate-internet-wait-how-do-i-punctuate-sarcasm-again-httpisgdai7tl That’s not dancing. That’s falling over attractively. http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/743/thats-not-dancing-thats-falling-over-attractively

That’s not dancing. That’s falling over attractively.

]]> Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:31:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/743/thats-not-dancing-thats-falling-over-attractively BTW even though he's not nominated for anything, someone's got Burton's number: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video" rel="external">http://www.collegehumor.com/video</a>:1929453 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/740/belovedleader-btw-even-though-hes-not-nominated-for-anything-someones-got-burtons-number-httpwwwcollegehumorcomvideo1929453 ]]> Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:51:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/740/belovedleader-btw-even-though-hes-not-nominated-for-anything-someones-got-burtons-number-httpwwwcollegehumorcomvideo1929453 That's not dancing. That's falling over attractively. http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/741/belovedleader-thats-not-dancing-thats-falling-over-attractively ]]> Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:47:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/741/belovedleader-thats-not-dancing-thats-falling-over-attractively People in commercials are supposed to be hapless. Using a remote control helicopter to soak your daughter in tomato sauce is just awesome. http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/742/belovedleader-people-in-commercials-are-supposed-to-be-hapless-using-a-remote-control-helicopter-to-soak-your-daughter-in-tomato-sauce-is-just-awesome ]]> Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:45:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/742/belovedleader-people-in-commercials-are-supposed-to-be-hapless-using-a-remote-control-helicopter-to-soak-your-daughter-in-tomato-sauce-is-just-awesome Sorry but the GF has said that 140 characters is much to F****n for before bed—- http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/738/sorry-but-the-gf-has-said-that-140-characters-is-much-to-fn-for-before-bed

Sorry but the GF has said that 140 characters is much to F****n for before bed—-

]]> Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:52:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/738/sorry-but-the-gf-has-said-that-140-characters-is-much-to-fn-for-before-bed Sorry but the GF has said that 140 characters is much to F****n for before bed--- http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/735/belovedleader-sorry-but-the-gf-has-said-that-140-characters-is-much-to-fn-for-before-bed ]]> Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:14:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/735/belovedleader-sorry-but-the-gf-has-said-that-140-characters-is-much-to-fn-for-before-bed So exhausted this week. Music is my medicine. http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/734/so-exhausted-this-week-music-is-my-medicine

So exhausted this week. Music is my medicine.

]]> Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:21:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/734/so-exhausted-this-week-music-is-my-medicine So exhausted this week. Music is my medicine. http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/733/belovedleader-so-exhausted-this-week-music-is-my-medicine ]]> Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:41:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/733/belovedleader-so-exhausted-this-week-music-is-my-medicine The Sun! Thank you, great simultor in the sky! http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/731/the-sun-thank-you-great-simultor-in-the-sky

The Sun! Thank you, great simultor in the sky!

]]> Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:55:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/731/the-sun-thank-you-great-simultor-in-the-sky The Sun! Thank you, great simultor in the sky! http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/730/belovedleader-the-sun-thank-you-great-simultor-in-the-sky ]]> Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:38:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/730/belovedleader-the-sun-thank-you-great-simultor-in-the-sky “BIPARTISANSHIP” is not what Americans want — give us a GOOD BILL with the public... http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/709/bipartisanship-is-not-what-americans-want-give-us-a-good-bill-with-the-public

“BIPARTISANSHIP” is not what Americans want — give us a GOOD BILL with the public option. Tell Congress that. http://bit.ly/bbEB9h #p2

]]> Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:37:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/709/bipartisanship-is-not-what-americans-want-give-us-a-good-bill-with-the-public "BIPARTISANSHIP" is not what Americans want -- give us a GOOD BILL with the public option. Tell Congress that. <a href="http://bit.ly/bbEB9h" rel="external">http://bit.ly/bbEB9h</a> #p2 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/708/belovedleader-quotbipartisanshipquot-is-not-what-americans-want-give-us-a-good-bill-with-the-public-option-tell-congress-that-httpbitlybbeb9h-p2 ]]> Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:01:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/708/belovedleader-quotbipartisanshipquot-is-not-what-americans-want-give-us-a-good-bill-with-the-public-option-tell-congress-that-httpbitlybbeb9h-p2 RT io9 “V’s Lizard Army Won’t Annihilate Humanity Until After They Find Out Who... http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/707/rt-io9-vs-lizard-army-wont-annihilate-humanity-until-after-they-find-out-who

RT io9 “V’s Lizard Army Won’t Annihilate Humanity Until After They Find Out Who Jacob Really Is” http://tinyurl.com/yc3xgev

]]> Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:27:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/707/rt-io9-vs-lizard-army-wont-annihilate-humanity-until-after-they-find-out-who When your boss texts to admonish you for still being at work instead of at happy hour, you've won. http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/710/superfantastic-when-your-boss-texts-to-admonish-you-for-still-being-at-work-instead-of-at-happy-hour-youve-won ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:01:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/710/superfantastic-when-your-boss-texts-to-admonish-you-for-still-being-at-work-instead-of-at-happy-hour-youve-won RT io9 "V's Lizard Army Won't Annihilate Humanity Until After They Find Out Who Jacob Really Is" <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yc3xgev" rel="external">http://tinyurl.com/yc3xgev</a> http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/706/belovedleader-rt-io9-quotvs-lizard-army-wont-annihilate-humanity-until-after-they-find-out-who-jacob-really-isquot-httptinyurlcomyc3xgev ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:37:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/706/belovedleader-rt-io9-quotvs-lizard-army-wont-annihilate-humanity-until-after-they-find-out-who-jacob-really-isquot-httptinyurlcomyc3xgev Oh crap...I've run out of funny things to say...I feel like Robin Williams...except less hairy #ohcrapMorkisgoingtostabmeinmysleepnow http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/711/moegreeb-oh-crapive-run-out-of-funny-things-to-sayi-feel-like-robin-williamsexcept-less-hairy-ohcrapmorkisgoingtostabmeinmysleepnow ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:06:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/711/moegreeb-oh-crapive-run-out-of-funny-things-to-sayi-feel-like-robin-williamsexcept-less-hairy-ohcrapmorkisgoingtostabmeinmysleepnow Shabbat Shalom, Niggas! http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/712/the-dza-shabbat-shalom-niggas ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:28:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/712/the-dza-shabbat-shalom-niggas <a href="http://twitpic.com/15iio2" rel="external">http://twitpic.com/15iio2</a> - For fuck's sake, Friday. http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/713/insooutso-httptwitpiccom15iio2-for-fucks-sake-friday ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:20:00 -0500 http://www.russellbits.com/items/view/713/insooutso-httptwitpiccom15iio2-for-fucks-sake-friday